Logs:Elfstar Dies At the End

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Content Warning

TW: Suicide (in the Chick tract link) & Allusion to religious bullshit.

Cast

Sturm, Sigrun Ljosdottir

Setting

DIGITAL SPAAAAAACE

Log

ST: [Picture of a very detailed, tiny Sig-ure.] I get the tattoos right?
Sig: What did you paint underneath the clothes?
ST: the clothes r solid fixtures. Not rlly any skin under them beyond what u can see on the uhh... skin.
ST: I mean I can make literal clothes I guess but...
Sig: That was a joke. They're not really tattoos, but that's a story for another time. Looks cute!
ST: u all n ur jokes.
Sig: kills the pain
ST: fair I guess
ST: u wanna play a game? Not just me. Teagan n June n Glitch r all n.
ST: u cn use the figure 4 it... ;3c
Sig: Just don't make me an elf or I will flip the table.
ST: lol u can make ur own character. Wld be a cheap experience if I made it 4 u
ST: also ps: pls no angry giants in backstory.
(A few moments pass.)
ST: n no that was not a targeted text. Every1 got 1 when we decided 2 play d&d instead of SR5e
Sig: I've never played. Elfstar won't die at the end, right?
ST: i... what
Sig: https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046 Oh, honey.
ST: LOL oh. Duh
Sig: Unironically what my parents beleived lol
ST: my dad prob 2 tbh
ST: or smthn worse. Lol
Sig: I love the pastor in the tract he looks like a 70s porn star or motorcycle cop Like he's just about to bust out with 'do you know how fast you were going back there' or 'did someone order one with extra sausage'
ST: god he really does
ST: he looks like fuckin magnum
ST: figured I'd just fuse the 2 metaphors
Sig: omg Magnum PI he does
Sig: LOL
ST: aite well cool. with u that makes the whole group. Dope.