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Rena: yoyoyoyo bug i was looking at this video and squinted really really hard at it and did you pick a fight with a wizard who threw a bar at you???????
Calamity: jesus fuck are u high?
R: vampires cant do deugs
drugs
C: uh huh
i know u can get drunk if you feed on someone drunk
bullshit that it doesnt work like that w/other shit
R: well im completely sober
just fucking shocked that my sibling got glasses thrown at them in a viral video
also i dont do uppers
C: fair
not a wizard, didnt pick a fight
its a long story
knew the guy before i got here
R: did you know they could do shit with their brain
is it in the water where you come from
C: didnt know at all
i woulda been more careful if i did
dont think he knew tbh
R: do you need me to pay him a visit
and tell him to back off
C: nah its fine
we used to be close
long story like i said
R: alright
just do your best to not get caught again
C: didnt know we were being filmed
i dont do my shit where other people can see i'm not stupid
yellow jackets caught up with me and finley again the other night and i didn't even use fire until they were down
im careful
qadirs kinda an idiot tho
R: hold the fucking phone
are you two okay
and do heads need breaking
C: fin frenzied
killed two
called the mage who helped rescue me to make them disappear
i'm fine i heal fast
fin is
i dunno
i havent talked to zhem really
R: fuck me running
i need to talk to them
are you okay
mentally i mean
i dont know if youve seen dead bodies before but it fucking sucks
C: yeah it fucking sucks
i passed out at one point
got kinda beat to shit
but yeah i seen dead bodies before
R: well if you arent okay dont be stupid
i go to a support group now
its more about drugs than other shit
but if you need a place to go talk to someone i can give you the address
C: think fin needs it more than me
they were pretty rough after
like scary mean even after they werent frenzying
R: fuck thats a bad sign
vampires can sometimes lose touch with what makes them them when they do rough shit
and that definitely qualifies as rough shit
make sure zhe is still zhemself before you go in for your next cuddledate
and maybe wait a bit before they suck you
hehehe
C: fuck u
im kinda afraid to text them even
they were
not okay
and it was scary
R: ill check in and give you the greenlight
if they or any other vamp you know ever starts acting more beast than person
and looks very very dead
call me or [Guy's number]
and get the fuck out
C: okay
thats kinda what i did
zhe looked afraid of what happened after
after they got mean
and told me to leave and i did
R: good
fin aint a huge threat
but you still shouldnt have to deal with
i don't know how to spell the word
give me a second
drawgir
C: fuck does that mean
R: its when we go all the way beast
i really doubt it happened to fin
but it can happen
drawgrr stop caring about shit like leaving people alive
or putting up with hunger
C: oh yikes
yeah they were like
horrified that they pounced on me
didnt hurt me at all besides probably breaking my ribs more
but that was mostly yellow jacket
R: if they still cared
thats a really good sign
sorry to worry you about this
but I had a talk with your bitch mage friend sturm
and she told me i wasnt warning you enough
also she told me to stay away from you forever
so fuck her
C: not a bitch
not a mage
had a talk with her yesterday
didn't really go well
i guess whatever she it, the ppl shes close to will be kidnapped or something
so i guess im a target or something 'cause shes in my life
its not really the same for u tho right?
like i know ur all dangerous
but
its different
and she didnt know about my fire shit either
R: i can tell you what she is now
i dont know if its dangerous or not to know
but usually people saying shit like that are trying to make themselves seem fancy
or are just scared
but i need to know that youre okay with knowing
C: i dont wanna know
she was like
more serious than ive ever seen her
i know shes something and thats okay with me
you shouldnt tell ppl other ppls secrets
R: she shouldnt punch me and then use magic to keep me from fighting back
C: did u punch her first :P
R: no!
i made sure she threw the first punch
C: so u provoked her :P
but yeah dont tell me other ppls secrets
R: she told me that i shouldnt talk to you anymore and i got pissed and yelled at her and then she coldcocked me
C: shes just trying to protect me
and u are too
and ur both dumb
R: asshole
well i aint going to leave you alone
so shes got to learn to live with that
C: u know some ppl might think that sounds creepy
R: whats creepy about a living corpse telling you that shes going to follow you to the ends of the earth
C: <3
R: can i ask you kind of a depressing question
C: dont tell anyone im glad ur back
they might think i care about u or something
whats up
R: fin and phaedra and i arent going to age
you are
when you get old do you want one of us to vamp you
or do you want to stay human until you die
C: uh
fuck that is depressing
R: i got thinking about it
because im an adult now with a job and a house
and then i couldn't stop thinking about it
C: hey look at both of us
with jobs and houses
:P
R: whats next complaining about taxes
day drinking
a loveless marriage
C: dont u already day drink
wait fuck no i cant even make those jokes
cause u only drink at night now
R: im working on a thing thatll let me be up 247 now
also make me not afraid of fire
C: oh fin said zhe was gonna try that too
idk now tho
idk anything with them
R: im going to check on them and let you know
odds are good theyre just pissed at themselves
they dont think good things about themself
C: i kno
i dont wanna be afraid of them
i like them a lot
even when they do monster shit
R: dont be scared of them
zhe burns like the rest of us
my boss guy
his name is guy
has a way to make frenzy work for him
i might get fin signed up for that course
plus guy just rules
C: i think i might know guy
hes creepy as fuck
R: hes a little creepy
but hes a good guy to work for
he actually listens
C: hes a lot creepy
:P
i guess fin is creepy too tho
i should maybe text them
R: guy can be a little
uh physical contacty
you just gotta tell him to cut the shit
hes really fucking old and doesn't get modern social shit
C: ew?
R: not like that
he just tried to hug me
the first time we met
C: he did not do that to me
but hes creepy af :P
R: ill tell him that
get him to clean up his act
yo did you know that hes besties with the lead singer of ffap?
C: ....what? bullshit.
R: no joke
she came to help us get back from centralia
i got to ride on her bike
it was magic
C: wait you MET HER
FUCK can you introduce me????????
wait why did she come get u?
just 'cause guy knows her?
R: apparently theyre biker buddies
in the same gang
with awful jackets
i will one hundred percent introduce you
C: wait but is she like not normal too?
R: oh yeah shes a vampire
C: WHAT
HOLY SHIT WHAT
R: i know right
im going to ask guy to get us to meet up
im going to do a vampire bat mitzvah thing soon
maybe that could be my present
C: fuck id hang out with guy if it means i get to meet SLEDGE
part of me still thinks ur bullshitting me
R: id swear on my dads life but thatd make me wanna lie
C: lol
same tbh
u gotta introduce us tho
ugh thats so cool
i gotta see if i can dig up something for her to sign
i might
text fin tonight
R: im texting them now
theyre worried about you
lead with you not hating them
C: im texting zhem now too
we should hook up sometime
i miss u :P
R: ew you want to hook up with your sister
soon
lost track of some nights
C: omfg gross
thats
not good
where are u staying?
R: on a boat
its my double secret vampire clubs new hq
C: thats not a house :P
imma hit u up soon to hang out
or maybe i'll just show up at ur boat or whatever
R: its got a kitchen and rooms
its a house
C: shower?
R: it's got one of those long hoses for washing pots and pans
C: no shower, not a house
no but seriously im glad u have a place
might show up sometime :P
R: careful
boat is haunted to keep intruders out
i can get you in
but dont enter on your own
C: i dont wanna come in i just wanna see u
R: swing by any time then
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