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Teagan: I'm touching your butt with my mind
Johnny: surely even more of An Experience this week than last~
Teagan: You're always an experience, babe
But it's sure new
and different
Johnny: we have the technology
we can make it rounder
plumper
thiccer
Teagan: Help I can only get so gay
Johnny: not true
nobodys taken me lingerie shopping yet
maybe then we will discover the upper limit of the Teagan formula as it approaches infinity
Teagan:Jesus Christ babe are you trying to make me fucking implode
But seriously so we're going shopping tomorrow is what I hear
Johnny: that is indeed what you hear
i am going to need help choosing of course
Teagan: fuck yes
I am here for this
Throwing myself on that grenade
Johnny: that is the cutest way of calling my ass da bomb i can imagine
Teagan: well it is
you invented your body and it was the best idea
Johnny: https://tenor.com/view/clapping-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-dicaprio-thats-right-correct-gif-14539181
Teagan: it's real fucking liberating to invent your body
even if you choose later to invent the body that you were in originally
then it's a choice
Johnny: you are not at all wrong.
Teagan: I know I'm not wrong. And now you know it too.
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